Post by Lilith on May 17, 2016 4:31:12 GMT
Las Vegas, the place best known for cheap booze, bright lights, hookers and shitty entertainment. Honestly, the place didn't make any sense to Lilith at all, why did people even enjoy this stuff? But although she didn't understand it, she was not here to try and figure it out. No, of course not. Lilith was here in Las Vegas for one reason and one reason only, because that fiery redhead told her to be. Lilith knew in her heart that she didn't have to listen to Sarah Twilights demands or even her requests, if she wanted to all she had to do was splay out her claws and put Sarah straight back into her place… but honestly, despite the fact that it made her seem inferior and submissive, Lilith enjoyed Sarah being the dominant one between the two and so she let her think that she always got her own way with her.
During the last couple of hours Lilith had checked herself into what they said was the most expensive hotel in Las Vegas. She had no idea where she was, or what the hotel was even called but the taxi guy who had driven her here to this location apparently did. He even had a sign with her name on it, she had never seen a guy called Lilith, she found the experience quite odd. God Las Vegas was a weird place, but here she was in what Sarah had told her was the best room in the house, the penthouse suite on the very top floor. Sarah certainly knew how to live the high life, apparently even literally.
Lilith stood by her bedroom window, watching the bright lights below with wonder as her teddy bears unpacked themselves from her luggage, one of them especially angry.
“That's the last time you ever do that with me you worthless bitch bear! Who do you think you fucking are?! Don't you know who I am?!”
Lilith sighed as she turned around to look down at a fuzzy little red bear who was wearing a black cloak and hat with orange little moons and stars on them. It was Sarah Teddy, her favorite of all the bears despite her anger issues.
Lilith: Sarah Teddy please don't be angry, I didn't want to put you in there but Sarah made me… She said I'd look stupid if I went through the airport carrying loads of my bears…
Sarah Teddy: You're a fucking bear! You don't even matter, Lilith!
Lilith just stood there and watched as Sarah Teddy continued to have a temper tantrum, pushing and throwing anything and everything around which she could get her paws on. For the most part Lilith allowed her to act like this, until she went near Liliths cookie stash and the brunette immediately interrupted her mood pushing her aside and bopping her on her head.
Lilith: No! Not those! Bad Sarah Teddy, bad! You do not attack my cookies!
Sarah Teddy glared back at Lilith.
Sarah Teddy: Fuck your fucking cookies you worthless bitch!
Lilith simply ignored the irate red furred bear as she pushed a hand past her and reached out grabbing hold of her cookie box. She rummaged through the box briefly before pulling out a little black cat cookie, Sarah Teddys eyes immediately going big at the sight of it.
Lilith: See, this is why I didn't want you touching the cookies, Sarah Teddy... I got this one ESPECIALLY for you...
Sarah Teddy continued to eye up the cookie as Lilith handed her it. Lilith could just tell by the way she was looking at the cookie that it was as if it was far more important to her than any bedroom world title ever was to the steadily growing happy little red furred bear.
Sarah Teddy: This... is for me?
Lilith nodded her head happily back at her favorite bear.
Lilith: Yep. I just want you happiful Sarah Teddy... that is all I've ever wanted.
Sarah Teddy continued to eye up the cookie, a single tear running down her red furred face.
Sarah Teddy: Thank you so much you worthless bitch. This matters to me, this matters to me SO much...
Lilith smiled brightly at Sarah Teddy as she nodded her head towards the sofa which was located in front of a large 72" flat screen television.
Lilith: You're welcomes... Now you wanna watch this show with me? We need to get used to who's in this place and stuffs, right? Freaking Sarah making me come out of retirement to wrestle in this place and why?! I don't even knows! But she tells me that I need to watch this so I know who's who and I'm just like... But Sarahhhhhh I was soooooo happiful just sitting at home eating cookies and watching movies and stuffs! But does she listen? Noooooooooo!
Lilith sighed to herself as she sat down on her sofa, Sarah Teddy and a few more of her bears bouncing up and sitting down next to her.
Lilith: Okayz let's watch this...
Five minutes into the show Lilith angrily turned off the TV and threw the TV controller hard across the room. She couldn't believe what she had just seen.
Lilith. What?! Like... WHY?!!! Ana Valentine?!!! Are you kidding me?! Why the HELL would Sarah want to bring me here?! This is ridiculous! Like seriously! No wonder I got screwed over in my no cookies contract! I bet she knew! She knew it was me! So she decided to mess with me! Well fuck to you Ana Valentine!!! And fuck to your little husband too!!!
Sarah Teddy just sat there grinning big, she had never seen Lilith get so angry and it just made her day.
Sarah Teddy: You want me to turn them into frogs, Lilith? Because I could totally do that... all I'd need to do is point my magic wand at them and ZAPPPPPP!!! Zap them both good! Zap Zap Zap! Zapppppp!!!
Before Sarah Teddy could continue pretending to cast magic spells on people, Teddy, Liliths oldest brown furred bear stood up on the sofa and looked between the two of them shaking his head at Sarah Teddy the most.
Teddy: Sarah, Lilith doesn't need this right now. She's just figured out where she is and....
Sarah Teddy: She just figured out where she was?! Is that what you said? HA! The stupid bitch! It's called VALENTINE wrestling for crying out loud! Where she did she think she was the fucking moon?! If she spent half the time talking shit about cookies and god knows what else she could achieve so much more than... THIS!
Sarah Teddy pointed her paw at Lilith, who was now busy storming back and forth across her hotel room unsure what to do. Lilith stopped dead in her tracks to glare at Sarah Teddy though.
Lilith: I didn't know! Sarah never told me! How was I supposed to know?!
Sarah Teddy: Why would that imposter bitch even need to tell you?! Don't you know how busy she supposedly is?!
Lilith continued to glare at Sarah Teddy, not taking her eyes off the red furred magical bear.
Lilith: Why? Why the hat?! Why the cute little purple cloak?! Why the magic?! Why anything?!!!
Lilith practically jumped up and down she stomped her feet so hard.
Sarah Teddy: Look bitch, I can see you're angry but maybe instead of just stomping around like this you should go and do something about it!
Lilith: Do something about it?! DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?!!
Lilith stopped and grinned at her bears suddenly happy with something.
Lilith: Yayyyyy I gots an excuse to call my Sare Bear! Yayyyyy!!!
Teddy: Errrrrr, Lilith... She told you only to call her in emergencies...
Lilith: This is an emergency, Teddy! This is the biggest and bestest and most fun emergency ever!
And with that Lilith reached into her bra and fished around for a moment before pulling out her pink iPhone which had a Hello Kitty phone case on it. She held it in front of her face still grinning like an idiot.
Lilith: Hey Siri!
*Beep Beep*
Lilith: Call my lovely, amazing, beautiful, red headed goddess.
Siri: Calling Sarah Twilight.
The phone began to ring and after a few minutes Sarah finally answered her phone, Lilith placing the call onto loud speaker so her Teddy Bears could listen in on the call.
Sarah Twilight: What do you wan----
Lilith: HI SARAH!!! Just thought I'd call to let you know that I'm here and everything is going well and I love you andddddddd I can't wait to see you!
Sarah Twilight: What do you want, Lilith?
Lilith: You sound so cute, Sare Bear! You're on your way here, right?
Lilith grinned at her phone. She really wished Sarah would face time her but Sarah didn't like doing that for some reason, maybe because the last time she did Lilith had done nothing but practically beg her to aim the camera down her top.
Sarah Twilight: Lilith, I told you to only use this number in emer---
Lilith: IN EMERGENCIES! Yes I know, Sare Bear! But this IS an emergency!
Sarah Twilight: What's wrong now? Did you run out of cookies again...
Lilith: HA! No, no its nothing like that... though that was a hell of a day! I don't wanna go through that again!
Sarah Twilight: What do you want, Lilith? I'm busy...
Lilith: I just wanted to call to say I miss YOU, and i love you, AND I think you're just super adorable, andddddddd the bestest female fighter EVER!!!
Sarah Twilight: Uh huh... Im going now. You have a match this week, focus on that. Stop wasting my time. Bye.
Lilith: WAIT!!!
Sarah Twilight: What?!
Lilith: What are you wearing?
Click. The line went dead. Sarah didn't even answer her question. Lilith just sat down on the sofa looking super upset. Eventually Teddy stepped over to her, placing his brown furred paw on her leg.
Teddy: She's just busy, Lilith. She'll give you attention soon I'm sure.
Lilith: I didnt even get to say goodbye, Teddy...
Lilith put her head in her hands and cried for a short while, her bears looking amongst each other trying to decide what to do here.
Sarah Teddy: If it'd make you feel better I could always just turn that worthless bitch into a frog?
Lilith shook her head, wiping away her couple of her tears.
Lilith: No you don't need to do that. I just don't understand why she's acting so funny with me lately...
Teddy: Don't worry about it, Lilith. Maybe you should just focus on your match this week? I heard it's a fairly big one...
Lilith: It is? Who am I facing?
Before Teddy could answer, Hank Bear, Liliths interviewer Bear, attired in a dark brown suit with red tie ran across the sofa to Lilith with a microphone outstretched in her direction.
Hank Brown Bear: I'll take it from here, Teddy. Ladies and Gentleman, this is Hank Bear reporting live from Liliths bedroom. My guest at this time, Lilith!
Hank Bear turned his attention onto Lilith who was still visibly upset.
Hank Bear: Now Lilith, Sarah Twilight, the girl of your dreams, just hung up on you. How do you feel?
Lilith: Sad.
Hank Bear: And why is that, Lilith?
Lilith: Because I love her and she never wants to talk to me. What sort of interview is this?! Just stick to asking me about my match!
Hank Bear nodded his fuzzy little brown head at Lilith.
Hank Bear: Okay. Lilith, you just found out that this place Sarah Twilight, the girl who just hung up on you, the place that she told you to go to is run and owned by none other than Ana Valentine, how does this make you feel?
Lilith: How does it make me feel? It makes me feel pissed off and not happiful AT ALL!!! We all know how much I HATE Ana Bear! I HATE HER!!! She was in this place I used to be in and she was a bitch bear there and now? Now she's a bitch bear here too! I mean she didn't even want to give me cookies! What sort of heartless bitch does a thing like that?!
Hank Bear: I agree, and how does it feel to know that you'll be employed by her?
Lilith: Disgusted! That is soooooooo yucky in so many ways! Like... ewwwwwwww! Really! Ewwwwww!!! Let me tell you, Hank Bear... Ana will NEVER own or control me in any way! In fact she won't even be my boss! Nope! Never! The only reason... THE ONLY REASON I'll be sticking around is so that I can destroy her whole roster and then laugh at her when she's all upset and crying like the weak little bubblegum bitch that I knew she was years ago! Now tell me, who am I facing this week? Her adorable little husband? That guy who thinks he's some kinda chick magnet? Some other idiot? Who?!
Hank Bear shook his head at Lilith.
Hank Bear: Well, no. In fact, In Anas place you and Sarah aren't even allowed to face the male wrestlers...
Lilith: Hahahaha we aren't?! Really?! Who the hell are we supposed to fight?! The freaking mail man?! Oh jeez this right here... THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! Only Ana Valentine could come up with such a idiotic rule! Hahahaha!!! That girl couldn't cut it as a wrestler so she decided to try and keep all over women down with her! Doesn't she know who I am?! I'm Lilith... LILITH!!! I am the second best female fighter EVER! Second only to my Sare Bear! Not the second bestest female fighter, the second best fighter, men, women, children, cartoons... everything included in that... EVER!!! So let me guess, Hank... since Ana is in charge and is even trying to keep me and Sarah down... who exactly am I fighting this week, huh?
Hank Bear: Well...
Lilith: No no... let me finish! Ana OBVIOUSLY wouldn't want any girl to out perform her in ANY way. So she'd never hire any girls of any actual worth... how Sarah managed to get us in here I have NO IDEA! But here's what I'm thinking, right... Im thinking that Ana has done nothing but gone and hired herself some weak minded, fragile little girls. All of them as worthless and pathetic and gross as the next AND all of them with Daddy Issues. Am I right there, Hank Bear? Am I at all accurate with that judgement? I bet I am aren't I! Hahahahahaha that is soooooooo funny!!!
Hank Bear: Well, actually yes. You are right there, Lilith. They all do fit that description. The girl known as Heather is especially gross. She was last seen making out with some guy no one cares about during some interview no one watched, last week.
Lilith: HA! Really?
Hank Bear: Yep.
Lilith: And that's who I'm facing this week?
Hank Bear: Mmhmmmm.
Lilith: Hahahahahaha oh my god! That really is funny!!! Hahahahaha!!! And the rest of them... the other girls I'm facing, they're all as equally gross and slutty and daddy issuey as her, right?
Hank Bear: Well, honestly, yes.
Lilith: Hahahaha okay, okay I gots this! Girls if you're watching this, which I just know you are because why wouldn't you want to watch the second greatest fighter EVER show you how it's done?! Let me explain the differences between me and you super silly, super gross and slutty bears... where I am from, I am used to destroying monsters. Not men, MONSTERS!!! Things over twice as tall as me, twice as heavy as me and twice as strong at me. Yet I still win, am still amazing and am still totally unstoppable. Why?! Because unlike all of you I am not some cheap little bubblegum bitch WHORE!!! Whilst you idiots were busy learning how best to please a man in bed, I was busy ripping the stuffing right out of EVERYONE who was stupid enough to stand against me. I have won so many titles that I've lost count and I've done it all, not once letting my boobs stop me from achieving ultimate greatness! You and peoples like you are an INSULT to girls like me and I absolutely will not stand for it! This is exactly why I have never liked that blonde bubblegum bitch, Ana! And I will not start liking her now! I bet you gross, yucky things are looking at me and thinking "hmmmmm she's kinda cute, I'd like to make out with her" but heres the thing... Yes I like sexy time as much as the next girl... but unlike you cheap bitches I am a freaking GODDESS in the bedroom! I would destroy each and every one of you in bed just like id destroy you all in the ring! I'd literally claw you all to death and sexually humiliate you! Rape the living shit out of all of you and then laugh at you as you beg me to stop! After this Sunday you will know my name and you WILL scream it! One way or another... You're getting destroyed! RAWRRRRRRR!!!
Lilith finally turned her attention back onto Hank who was by now just staring at her as if she was the greatest thing he had ever seen.
Lilith: How was that, Hanky?
Hank Bear: Ummmmm... that was... AMAZING!!! You really think you could sexually humiliate them all that easily?
Lilith: Well, duh. Anyway I'm bored of giving those idiots attention now. Who wants to watch some cartoons?
Liliths bears cheered as she handed them all some more cookies and turned on her favorite cartoon channel. They all settled down to watch some Spongebob Squarepants as they eagerly anticipated Sarah Twilights return, whenever that would be.
During the last couple of hours Lilith had checked herself into what they said was the most expensive hotel in Las Vegas. She had no idea where she was, or what the hotel was even called but the taxi guy who had driven her here to this location apparently did. He even had a sign with her name on it, she had never seen a guy called Lilith, she found the experience quite odd. God Las Vegas was a weird place, but here she was in what Sarah had told her was the best room in the house, the penthouse suite on the very top floor. Sarah certainly knew how to live the high life, apparently even literally.
Lilith stood by her bedroom window, watching the bright lights below with wonder as her teddy bears unpacked themselves from her luggage, one of them especially angry.
“That's the last time you ever do that with me you worthless bitch bear! Who do you think you fucking are?! Don't you know who I am?!”
Lilith sighed as she turned around to look down at a fuzzy little red bear who was wearing a black cloak and hat with orange little moons and stars on them. It was Sarah Teddy, her favorite of all the bears despite her anger issues.
Lilith: Sarah Teddy please don't be angry, I didn't want to put you in there but Sarah made me… She said I'd look stupid if I went through the airport carrying loads of my bears…
Sarah Teddy: You're a fucking bear! You don't even matter, Lilith!
Lilith just stood there and watched as Sarah Teddy continued to have a temper tantrum, pushing and throwing anything and everything around which she could get her paws on. For the most part Lilith allowed her to act like this, until she went near Liliths cookie stash and the brunette immediately interrupted her mood pushing her aside and bopping her on her head.
Lilith: No! Not those! Bad Sarah Teddy, bad! You do not attack my cookies!
Sarah Teddy glared back at Lilith.
Sarah Teddy: Fuck your fucking cookies you worthless bitch!
Lilith simply ignored the irate red furred bear as she pushed a hand past her and reached out grabbing hold of her cookie box. She rummaged through the box briefly before pulling out a little black cat cookie, Sarah Teddys eyes immediately going big at the sight of it.
Lilith: See, this is why I didn't want you touching the cookies, Sarah Teddy... I got this one ESPECIALLY for you...
Sarah Teddy continued to eye up the cookie as Lilith handed her it. Lilith could just tell by the way she was looking at the cookie that it was as if it was far more important to her than any bedroom world title ever was to the steadily growing happy little red furred bear.
Sarah Teddy: This... is for me?
Lilith nodded her head happily back at her favorite bear.
Lilith: Yep. I just want you happiful Sarah Teddy... that is all I've ever wanted.
Sarah Teddy continued to eye up the cookie, a single tear running down her red furred face.
Sarah Teddy: Thank you so much you worthless bitch. This matters to me, this matters to me SO much...
Lilith smiled brightly at Sarah Teddy as she nodded her head towards the sofa which was located in front of a large 72" flat screen television.
Lilith: You're welcomes... Now you wanna watch this show with me? We need to get used to who's in this place and stuffs, right? Freaking Sarah making me come out of retirement to wrestle in this place and why?! I don't even knows! But she tells me that I need to watch this so I know who's who and I'm just like... But Sarahhhhhh I was soooooo happiful just sitting at home eating cookies and watching movies and stuffs! But does she listen? Noooooooooo!
Lilith sighed to herself as she sat down on her sofa, Sarah Teddy and a few more of her bears bouncing up and sitting down next to her.
Lilith: Okayz let's watch this...
Five minutes into the show Lilith angrily turned off the TV and threw the TV controller hard across the room. She couldn't believe what she had just seen.
Lilith. What?! Like... WHY?!!! Ana Valentine?!!! Are you kidding me?! Why the HELL would Sarah want to bring me here?! This is ridiculous! Like seriously! No wonder I got screwed over in my no cookies contract! I bet she knew! She knew it was me! So she decided to mess with me! Well fuck to you Ana Valentine!!! And fuck to your little husband too!!!
Sarah Teddy just sat there grinning big, she had never seen Lilith get so angry and it just made her day.
Sarah Teddy: You want me to turn them into frogs, Lilith? Because I could totally do that... all I'd need to do is point my magic wand at them and ZAPPPPPP!!! Zap them both good! Zap Zap Zap! Zapppppp!!!
Before Sarah Teddy could continue pretending to cast magic spells on people, Teddy, Liliths oldest brown furred bear stood up on the sofa and looked between the two of them shaking his head at Sarah Teddy the most.
Teddy: Sarah, Lilith doesn't need this right now. She's just figured out where she is and....
Sarah Teddy: She just figured out where she was?! Is that what you said? HA! The stupid bitch! It's called VALENTINE wrestling for crying out loud! Where she did she think she was the fucking moon?! If she spent half the time talking shit about cookies and god knows what else she could achieve so much more than... THIS!
Sarah Teddy pointed her paw at Lilith, who was now busy storming back and forth across her hotel room unsure what to do. Lilith stopped dead in her tracks to glare at Sarah Teddy though.
Lilith: I didn't know! Sarah never told me! How was I supposed to know?!
Sarah Teddy: Why would that imposter bitch even need to tell you?! Don't you know how busy she supposedly is?!
Lilith continued to glare at Sarah Teddy, not taking her eyes off the red furred magical bear.
Lilith: Why? Why the hat?! Why the cute little purple cloak?! Why the magic?! Why anything?!!!
Lilith practically jumped up and down she stomped her feet so hard.
Sarah Teddy: Look bitch, I can see you're angry but maybe instead of just stomping around like this you should go and do something about it!
Lilith: Do something about it?! DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?!!
Lilith stopped and grinned at her bears suddenly happy with something.
Lilith: Yayyyyy I gots an excuse to call my Sare Bear! Yayyyyy!!!
Teddy: Errrrrr, Lilith... She told you only to call her in emergencies...
Lilith: This is an emergency, Teddy! This is the biggest and bestest and most fun emergency ever!
And with that Lilith reached into her bra and fished around for a moment before pulling out her pink iPhone which had a Hello Kitty phone case on it. She held it in front of her face still grinning like an idiot.
Lilith: Hey Siri!
*Beep Beep*
Lilith: Call my lovely, amazing, beautiful, red headed goddess.
Siri: Calling Sarah Twilight.
The phone began to ring and after a few minutes Sarah finally answered her phone, Lilith placing the call onto loud speaker so her Teddy Bears could listen in on the call.
Sarah Twilight: What do you wan----
Lilith: HI SARAH!!! Just thought I'd call to let you know that I'm here and everything is going well and I love you andddddddd I can't wait to see you!
Sarah Twilight: What do you want, Lilith?
Lilith: You sound so cute, Sare Bear! You're on your way here, right?
Lilith grinned at her phone. She really wished Sarah would face time her but Sarah didn't like doing that for some reason, maybe because the last time she did Lilith had done nothing but practically beg her to aim the camera down her top.
Sarah Twilight: Lilith, I told you to only use this number in emer---
Lilith: IN EMERGENCIES! Yes I know, Sare Bear! But this IS an emergency!
Sarah Twilight: What's wrong now? Did you run out of cookies again...
Lilith: HA! No, no its nothing like that... though that was a hell of a day! I don't wanna go through that again!
Sarah Twilight: What do you want, Lilith? I'm busy...
Lilith: I just wanted to call to say I miss YOU, and i love you, AND I think you're just super adorable, andddddddd the bestest female fighter EVER!!!
Sarah Twilight: Uh huh... Im going now. You have a match this week, focus on that. Stop wasting my time. Bye.
Lilith: WAIT!!!
Sarah Twilight: What?!
Lilith: What are you wearing?
Click. The line went dead. Sarah didn't even answer her question. Lilith just sat down on the sofa looking super upset. Eventually Teddy stepped over to her, placing his brown furred paw on her leg.
Teddy: She's just busy, Lilith. She'll give you attention soon I'm sure.
Lilith: I didnt even get to say goodbye, Teddy...
Lilith put her head in her hands and cried for a short while, her bears looking amongst each other trying to decide what to do here.
Sarah Teddy: If it'd make you feel better I could always just turn that worthless bitch into a frog?
Lilith shook her head, wiping away her couple of her tears.
Lilith: No you don't need to do that. I just don't understand why she's acting so funny with me lately...
Teddy: Don't worry about it, Lilith. Maybe you should just focus on your match this week? I heard it's a fairly big one...
Lilith: It is? Who am I facing?
Before Teddy could answer, Hank Bear, Liliths interviewer Bear, attired in a dark brown suit with red tie ran across the sofa to Lilith with a microphone outstretched in her direction.
Hank Brown Bear: I'll take it from here, Teddy. Ladies and Gentleman, this is Hank Bear reporting live from Liliths bedroom. My guest at this time, Lilith!
Hank Bear turned his attention onto Lilith who was still visibly upset.
Hank Bear: Now Lilith, Sarah Twilight, the girl of your dreams, just hung up on you. How do you feel?
Lilith: Sad.
Hank Bear: And why is that, Lilith?
Lilith: Because I love her and she never wants to talk to me. What sort of interview is this?! Just stick to asking me about my match!
Hank Bear nodded his fuzzy little brown head at Lilith.
Hank Bear: Okay. Lilith, you just found out that this place Sarah Twilight, the girl who just hung up on you, the place that she told you to go to is run and owned by none other than Ana Valentine, how does this make you feel?
Lilith: How does it make me feel? It makes me feel pissed off and not happiful AT ALL!!! We all know how much I HATE Ana Bear! I HATE HER!!! She was in this place I used to be in and she was a bitch bear there and now? Now she's a bitch bear here too! I mean she didn't even want to give me cookies! What sort of heartless bitch does a thing like that?!
Hank Bear: I agree, and how does it feel to know that you'll be employed by her?
Lilith: Disgusted! That is soooooooo yucky in so many ways! Like... ewwwwwwww! Really! Ewwwwww!!! Let me tell you, Hank Bear... Ana will NEVER own or control me in any way! In fact she won't even be my boss! Nope! Never! The only reason... THE ONLY REASON I'll be sticking around is so that I can destroy her whole roster and then laugh at her when she's all upset and crying like the weak little bubblegum bitch that I knew she was years ago! Now tell me, who am I facing this week? Her adorable little husband? That guy who thinks he's some kinda chick magnet? Some other idiot? Who?!
Hank Bear shook his head at Lilith.
Hank Bear: Well, no. In fact, In Anas place you and Sarah aren't even allowed to face the male wrestlers...
Lilith: Hahahaha we aren't?! Really?! Who the hell are we supposed to fight?! The freaking mail man?! Oh jeez this right here... THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! Only Ana Valentine could come up with such a idiotic rule! Hahahaha!!! That girl couldn't cut it as a wrestler so she decided to try and keep all over women down with her! Doesn't she know who I am?! I'm Lilith... LILITH!!! I am the second best female fighter EVER! Second only to my Sare Bear! Not the second bestest female fighter, the second best fighter, men, women, children, cartoons... everything included in that... EVER!!! So let me guess, Hank... since Ana is in charge and is even trying to keep me and Sarah down... who exactly am I fighting this week, huh?
Hank Bear: Well...
Lilith: No no... let me finish! Ana OBVIOUSLY wouldn't want any girl to out perform her in ANY way. So she'd never hire any girls of any actual worth... how Sarah managed to get us in here I have NO IDEA! But here's what I'm thinking, right... Im thinking that Ana has done nothing but gone and hired herself some weak minded, fragile little girls. All of them as worthless and pathetic and gross as the next AND all of them with Daddy Issues. Am I right there, Hank Bear? Am I at all accurate with that judgement? I bet I am aren't I! Hahahahahaha that is soooooooo funny!!!
Hank Bear: Well, actually yes. You are right there, Lilith. They all do fit that description. The girl known as Heather is especially gross. She was last seen making out with some guy no one cares about during some interview no one watched, last week.
Lilith: HA! Really?
Hank Bear: Yep.
Lilith: And that's who I'm facing this week?
Hank Bear: Mmhmmmm.
Lilith: Hahahahahaha oh my god! That really is funny!!! Hahahahaha!!! And the rest of them... the other girls I'm facing, they're all as equally gross and slutty and daddy issuey as her, right?
Hank Bear: Well, honestly, yes.
Lilith: Hahahaha okay, okay I gots this! Girls if you're watching this, which I just know you are because why wouldn't you want to watch the second greatest fighter EVER show you how it's done?! Let me explain the differences between me and you super silly, super gross and slutty bears... where I am from, I am used to destroying monsters. Not men, MONSTERS!!! Things over twice as tall as me, twice as heavy as me and twice as strong at me. Yet I still win, am still amazing and am still totally unstoppable. Why?! Because unlike all of you I am not some cheap little bubblegum bitch WHORE!!! Whilst you idiots were busy learning how best to please a man in bed, I was busy ripping the stuffing right out of EVERYONE who was stupid enough to stand against me. I have won so many titles that I've lost count and I've done it all, not once letting my boobs stop me from achieving ultimate greatness! You and peoples like you are an INSULT to girls like me and I absolutely will not stand for it! This is exactly why I have never liked that blonde bubblegum bitch, Ana! And I will not start liking her now! I bet you gross, yucky things are looking at me and thinking "hmmmmm she's kinda cute, I'd like to make out with her" but heres the thing... Yes I like sexy time as much as the next girl... but unlike you cheap bitches I am a freaking GODDESS in the bedroom! I would destroy each and every one of you in bed just like id destroy you all in the ring! I'd literally claw you all to death and sexually humiliate you! Rape the living shit out of all of you and then laugh at you as you beg me to stop! After this Sunday you will know my name and you WILL scream it! One way or another... You're getting destroyed! RAWRRRRRRR!!!
Lilith finally turned her attention back onto Hank who was by now just staring at her as if she was the greatest thing he had ever seen.
Lilith: How was that, Hanky?
Hank Bear: Ummmmm... that was... AMAZING!!! You really think you could sexually humiliate them all that easily?
Lilith: Well, duh. Anyway I'm bored of giving those idiots attention now. Who wants to watch some cartoons?
Liliths bears cheered as she handed them all some more cookies and turned on her favorite cartoon channel. They all settled down to watch some Spongebob Squarepants as they eagerly anticipated Sarah Twilights return, whenever that would be.
