Post by The B.R.A.T. on Apr 29, 2016 20:59:38 GMT
Let the record books show that I Landon Dalmon defeated Johnny Gillmen!
It was the main event and all eyes were on me!
It doesn't matter how you get the job done as long as it gets done. I proved that. Now I get to go to Uprising and claim what already belongs to me, the VWS Velocity champion.
I know a few things about velocity and going fast. I used to race cars. Let me correct myself. I used to win races. That's just what you do when your a Dalmon. You excel in EVERYTHING!
Gillmen I know you probably snuggled up with your surfboard girlfriend and cried about how you got screwed over. Boo fucking hoo Johnny! This world isn't made for the little guy like you. It's made me guys like me!
I live life in the fast lane.
Gillmen you were nothing more than a speed bump.
With Uprising face approaching Landon Dalmon is trying to make plans to ensure he walks out of Madison Square Garden as VWS Velocity champion. It's true he could win it on talent alone, but you never know when someone might try to sabotage him out a jealousy. That's why it pays to have a backup plan.
That's why Landon is once again reaching out to the less fortunate. As he drives through the neighborhood he visited just a couple of weeks ago he stares out the window. He sees nice homes and neatly trimmed grass. How can people live like this?
Lizzy Dalmon
I think the driver made a wrong turn.
Landon Dalmon
No this is where we need to go.
After a few more turns the car approaches the house of Lamont, the former bouncer turned unemployment line regular.
Landon exits the car and makes his way toward the door. Just like before he is met by Lamont before he can get up the driveway.
Landon Dalmon
I'm growing very impatient with you! Do you know how many people would jump at the opportunity I'm giving you? I have half a mind to pull the offer from the table.
Lamont
I thought I told you before that I wasn't interested. Showing up here in your luxury cars and designer clothes isn't going to change anything. Just because you throw money at someone isn't going to make them do whatever you want.
Landon Dalmon
Lets test that...
He reaches into his jeans and pulls out a wallet. The wallet can barely contain the wealth inside. He pulls out a large wad of hundred dollar bills and throws them into the face of the large black man. It takes a lot of restraint for him not to retaliate.
Lamont
You know that you're trespassing. If I were to “defend” myself by bashing your face in I'm pretty sure the courts wouldn't hold me responsible.
Landon Dalmon
You have me all wrong! I'm trying to make things right. You're being selfish. What is it going to take? Girls?
He motions to the car and Lizzy Dalmon exits. If their were any paparazzi around they would have been able to pay their rent for the next couple of months.
Lamont
Are you offering me her? Isn't she your sister?
Landon looks at him like he's crazy.
Landon Dalmon
You sleep with Lizzy Dalmon! Your drug problem must be worse than I could imagine. You don't get the good stuff here.
Again the arrogant Dalmon tries the patience of Lamont.
Landon Dalmon
When you are a Dalmon people will do ANYTHING to stay in good standing with you. My sister has plenty of model and actress friends who could show you a good time. They are average people, but still a step up above yourself.
Lizzy approaches and whispers something in Landon's ear.
Landon Dalmon
If you want to know that you can ask him yourself...
She gives her brother a pout and then heads back toward the car.
Lamont
Look you really need to leave and NEVER come back. I'm serious. Next time I won't be so nice
Landon Dalmon
Don't say I didn't try...but before I go I want you to have this.
Landon pulls an envelope from the inside of his sports coat and hands in to Lamont.
Lamont Dalmon
In case you change your mind. Oh, and keep the money. Consider it the first step to a new life.
Lamont
Go...
Landon Dalmon makes his way to the car and enters. The car speeds away leaving Lamont standing there holding the envelope. He opens it and finds a first class ticket to New York City.
I figured I would hijack this for a moment. That's what my brother gets from keeping a girl from her sweets. Lost in my brother winning a shot at the Velocity title was MY debut!
Wasn't I just the sexiest thing out there?
You don't have to answer.
I even heard I may have left Ray Jerome a little wet in the pants.
That is just the typical reaction I get from men and women alike.
It's been one week and I'm already the girl all the horny little perverts at home fantasize about. I didn't have to wrestle, or prove anything to anyone.
All I had to do was show up.
I can't help it if everyone Lusts for Lizzy
When traveling across the country there are many different means you can take. You can take a car, a train, a plane. If you are low class like Johnny Gillmen you can even travel by RV.
But...
When you are The Dalmons you travel by private jet.
That's how Landon and his sister Lizzy arrived earlier this week. New York is the place to be and everyone is a buzz about VWS Uprising. Are they talking about the main event triple threat match?
No...
Do they care who will be the first ever Ana Valentine blah blah blah champion?
AS if...
All focus is on where the after party will be when Landon Dalmon wins the Velocity championship.
If you were expecting me to tell you here? Well that isn't going to happen. I can assure you, you're not at the guest list.
Landon Dalmon
What's the matter sis? I thought you loved New York?
Lizzy Dalmon
I would prefer it to be a little warmer. I miss the sunshine of California.
Landon Dalmon
We were just there yesterday. Besides my victory party isn't going to be in California. It's going to be here. It's going to be amazing.
Lizzy Dalmon
Yeah, I bet you can't wait to have girls falling all over you.
Landon Dalmon
It's expected. I plan and partying pretty hard and if there are some lucky ladies who want to go along for the ride, the more the merrier.
He flashes a cocky smirk to his sister as he thinks about all the fun he is going to have.
Lizzy Dalmon
Just make sure you aren't so out of it you don't cover up Landon Jr. I don't want any gold digging whores honing in on our inheritance.
Landon Dalmon
That's why girls have mouth dear sister of mine.
She playfully punches him on the shoulder.
Lizzy Dalmon
Can we get back to doing what we came here to do?
Landon Dalmon
I say lets get the most expensive stuff we can. There is no price tag on my celebration!
As they continue to look over bottles of champagne Landon grabs one and shakes it up a bit. He then starts to mess with the cork.
Lizzy Dalmon
Shouldn't we wait until you actually win before we pop the top on one of those?
Landon Dalmon
It's a lock, plus I want to taste what I'm buying.
As he continues to struggle with the bottle Lizzy gets a phone call. She digs through her purse and grabs the phone. Well she meant to grab it but it slipped out of her hands and onto the floor. She kneels down on the floor looking for her phone and the cork of the champagne bottle whizzes past her head.
Lizzy Dalmon
Got it...
As she tries to tell her brother the phone is safely back in her possession she is met with a thick stream of the bubbly. It hits her in the face and all over her dress. Landon holds the bottle up to his lips and takes a sip. He then notices his sister drenched at his feet.
Lizzy Dalmon
Thanks a lot! That's the second dress you ruined today!
He helps her to her feet and passes her the bottle.
Lizzy Dalmon
No thanks. I think I had a taste when it shot off in my mouth.
Landon shrugs his shoulders as to say suit yourself and takes another sip.
I can't imagine what it must be like to be Avery Miles III.
The thought alone almost makes me heart stop.
When I look across the ring I don't see a man. I see a little boy. Someone still trying to make something of himself. I never had that problem. I was someone the minute I beat by sister Lizzy from the womb. There are plenty of people who will say that when you grow up like I did you have a lot of things handed to you. It's the truth and it's amazing! It's just one of the many perks of being a Dalmon.
What bothers me is that, people think that's all I am.
I've accomplished a lot in my twenty-five years on this planet. The list in a mile long, and I don't think that is an exaggeration. No one handed me those thing. I worked for them.
I worked as hard as anyone ever has for anything!
Well, that might not be the truth...
There are different roads that lead to the same place. How else would Avery Miles III and myself end up in the same ring together?
Sure I supposes it could be a cruel joke.
It has to be. Miles isn't in my league in anything. I don't know how long he has been wrestling and I really have better things to do than look it up. What I can tell you is this is my fourth wrestling match ever.
That has to make Miles feel like more of a failure than he already is.
At Uprising I'm stepping into the ring knowing that the Velocity championship is already mine. Beating you Miles is nothing but a formality. It's something I'm seen when I'm gone to business meetings with father. The deal is already done. There just needs to be a handshake. My handshake comes when I pin your shoulders to the mat for the one, two, three.
I know you're going to put up a fight. Winning this title means too much to you not to. It will make my victory that more amusing. I hope you bring that attitude and I hope the fans feel bad enough to cheer you on. You're going to need all the help you can get.
Here is a little secret...
I don't play by the same set of rules you do. I won't be alone. My sister will do ANYTHING to see me walk out with the belt. If I wished it you might just lay down and lose just to get a glimpse of her in some lingerie. Trust me...I've seen guys drool over her.
Money talks Avery!
That gives me unlimited resources.
I could beat you with natural talent, but the thing is, I don't have to. That would only embarrass you. Sure, that would be fun for myself, but I don't need you calling some hotline number where they try to talk you down.
I wouldn't wish that on any person.
No one deserves to hear the tales of your sad life.
I'm taking over Madison Square Garden Miles! Hell, I'm taking over all of New York City!
Any dreams you have about Uprising with be shattered.
Any illusions? Revealed.
I AM the first ever champion in VSW history!
I am the holder of the Velocity title!
Do you know why?
It's because I'm...
The Beautiful!
The Rich!
The Athletic!
The Talented!
The Landon Dalmon!
It was the main event and all eyes were on me!
It doesn't matter how you get the job done as long as it gets done. I proved that. Now I get to go to Uprising and claim what already belongs to me, the VWS Velocity champion.
I know a few things about velocity and going fast. I used to race cars. Let me correct myself. I used to win races. That's just what you do when your a Dalmon. You excel in EVERYTHING!
Gillmen I know you probably snuggled up with your surfboard girlfriend and cried about how you got screwed over. Boo fucking hoo Johnny! This world isn't made for the little guy like you. It's made me guys like me!
I live life in the fast lane.
Gillmen you were nothing more than a speed bump.
With Uprising face approaching Landon Dalmon is trying to make plans to ensure he walks out of Madison Square Garden as VWS Velocity champion. It's true he could win it on talent alone, but you never know when someone might try to sabotage him out a jealousy. That's why it pays to have a backup plan.
That's why Landon is once again reaching out to the less fortunate. As he drives through the neighborhood he visited just a couple of weeks ago he stares out the window. He sees nice homes and neatly trimmed grass. How can people live like this?
Lizzy Dalmon
I think the driver made a wrong turn.
Landon Dalmon
No this is where we need to go.
After a few more turns the car approaches the house of Lamont, the former bouncer turned unemployment line regular.
Landon exits the car and makes his way toward the door. Just like before he is met by Lamont before he can get up the driveway.
Landon Dalmon
I'm growing very impatient with you! Do you know how many people would jump at the opportunity I'm giving you? I have half a mind to pull the offer from the table.
Lamont
I thought I told you before that I wasn't interested. Showing up here in your luxury cars and designer clothes isn't going to change anything. Just because you throw money at someone isn't going to make them do whatever you want.
Landon Dalmon
Lets test that...
He reaches into his jeans and pulls out a wallet. The wallet can barely contain the wealth inside. He pulls out a large wad of hundred dollar bills and throws them into the face of the large black man. It takes a lot of restraint for him not to retaliate.
Lamont
You know that you're trespassing. If I were to “defend” myself by bashing your face in I'm pretty sure the courts wouldn't hold me responsible.
Landon Dalmon
You have me all wrong! I'm trying to make things right. You're being selfish. What is it going to take? Girls?
He motions to the car and Lizzy Dalmon exits. If their were any paparazzi around they would have been able to pay their rent for the next couple of months.
Lamont
Are you offering me her? Isn't she your sister?
Landon looks at him like he's crazy.
Landon Dalmon
You sleep with Lizzy Dalmon! Your drug problem must be worse than I could imagine. You don't get the good stuff here.
Again the arrogant Dalmon tries the patience of Lamont.
Landon Dalmon
When you are a Dalmon people will do ANYTHING to stay in good standing with you. My sister has plenty of model and actress friends who could show you a good time. They are average people, but still a step up above yourself.
Lizzy approaches and whispers something in Landon's ear.
Landon Dalmon
If you want to know that you can ask him yourself...
She gives her brother a pout and then heads back toward the car.
Lamont
Look you really need to leave and NEVER come back. I'm serious. Next time I won't be so nice
Landon Dalmon
Don't say I didn't try...but before I go I want you to have this.
Landon pulls an envelope from the inside of his sports coat and hands in to Lamont.
Lamont Dalmon
In case you change your mind. Oh, and keep the money. Consider it the first step to a new life.
Lamont
Go...
Landon Dalmon makes his way to the car and enters. The car speeds away leaving Lamont standing there holding the envelope. He opens it and finds a first class ticket to New York City.
I figured I would hijack this for a moment. That's what my brother gets from keeping a girl from her sweets. Lost in my brother winning a shot at the Velocity title was MY debut!
Wasn't I just the sexiest thing out there?
You don't have to answer.
I even heard I may have left Ray Jerome a little wet in the pants.
That is just the typical reaction I get from men and women alike.
It's been one week and I'm already the girl all the horny little perverts at home fantasize about. I didn't have to wrestle, or prove anything to anyone.
All I had to do was show up.
I can't help it if everyone Lusts for Lizzy
When traveling across the country there are many different means you can take. You can take a car, a train, a plane. If you are low class like Johnny Gillmen you can even travel by RV.
But...
When you are The Dalmons you travel by private jet.
That's how Landon and his sister Lizzy arrived earlier this week. New York is the place to be and everyone is a buzz about VWS Uprising. Are they talking about the main event triple threat match?
No...
Do they care who will be the first ever Ana Valentine blah blah blah champion?
AS if...
All focus is on where the after party will be when Landon Dalmon wins the Velocity championship.
If you were expecting me to tell you here? Well that isn't going to happen. I can assure you, you're not at the guest list.
Landon Dalmon
What's the matter sis? I thought you loved New York?
Lizzy Dalmon
I would prefer it to be a little warmer. I miss the sunshine of California.
Landon Dalmon
We were just there yesterday. Besides my victory party isn't going to be in California. It's going to be here. It's going to be amazing.
Lizzy Dalmon
Yeah, I bet you can't wait to have girls falling all over you.
Landon Dalmon
It's expected. I plan and partying pretty hard and if there are some lucky ladies who want to go along for the ride, the more the merrier.
He flashes a cocky smirk to his sister as he thinks about all the fun he is going to have.
Lizzy Dalmon
Just make sure you aren't so out of it you don't cover up Landon Jr. I don't want any gold digging whores honing in on our inheritance.
Landon Dalmon
That's why girls have mouth dear sister of mine.
She playfully punches him on the shoulder.
Lizzy Dalmon
Can we get back to doing what we came here to do?
Landon Dalmon
I say lets get the most expensive stuff we can. There is no price tag on my celebration!
As they continue to look over bottles of champagne Landon grabs one and shakes it up a bit. He then starts to mess with the cork.
Lizzy Dalmon
Shouldn't we wait until you actually win before we pop the top on one of those?
Landon Dalmon
It's a lock, plus I want to taste what I'm buying.
As he continues to struggle with the bottle Lizzy gets a phone call. She digs through her purse and grabs the phone. Well she meant to grab it but it slipped out of her hands and onto the floor. She kneels down on the floor looking for her phone and the cork of the champagne bottle whizzes past her head.
Lizzy Dalmon
Got it...
As she tries to tell her brother the phone is safely back in her possession she is met with a thick stream of the bubbly. It hits her in the face and all over her dress. Landon holds the bottle up to his lips and takes a sip. He then notices his sister drenched at his feet.
Lizzy Dalmon
Thanks a lot! That's the second dress you ruined today!
He helps her to her feet and passes her the bottle.
Lizzy Dalmon
No thanks. I think I had a taste when it shot off in my mouth.
Landon shrugs his shoulders as to say suit yourself and takes another sip.
I can't imagine what it must be like to be Avery Miles III.
The thought alone almost makes me heart stop.
When I look across the ring I don't see a man. I see a little boy. Someone still trying to make something of himself. I never had that problem. I was someone the minute I beat by sister Lizzy from the womb. There are plenty of people who will say that when you grow up like I did you have a lot of things handed to you. It's the truth and it's amazing! It's just one of the many perks of being a Dalmon.
What bothers me is that, people think that's all I am.
I've accomplished a lot in my twenty-five years on this planet. The list in a mile long, and I don't think that is an exaggeration. No one handed me those thing. I worked for them.
I worked as hard as anyone ever has for anything!
Well, that might not be the truth...
There are different roads that lead to the same place. How else would Avery Miles III and myself end up in the same ring together?
Sure I supposes it could be a cruel joke.
It has to be. Miles isn't in my league in anything. I don't know how long he has been wrestling and I really have better things to do than look it up. What I can tell you is this is my fourth wrestling match ever.
That has to make Miles feel like more of a failure than he already is.
At Uprising I'm stepping into the ring knowing that the Velocity championship is already mine. Beating you Miles is nothing but a formality. It's something I'm seen when I'm gone to business meetings with father. The deal is already done. There just needs to be a handshake. My handshake comes when I pin your shoulders to the mat for the one, two, three.
I know you're going to put up a fight. Winning this title means too much to you not to. It will make my victory that more amusing. I hope you bring that attitude and I hope the fans feel bad enough to cheer you on. You're going to need all the help you can get.
Here is a little secret...
I don't play by the same set of rules you do. I won't be alone. My sister will do ANYTHING to see me walk out with the belt. If I wished it you might just lay down and lose just to get a glimpse of her in some lingerie. Trust me...I've seen guys drool over her.
Money talks Avery!
That gives me unlimited resources.
I could beat you with natural talent, but the thing is, I don't have to. That would only embarrass you. Sure, that would be fun for myself, but I don't need you calling some hotline number where they try to talk you down.
I wouldn't wish that on any person.
No one deserves to hear the tales of your sad life.
I'm taking over Madison Square Garden Miles! Hell, I'm taking over all of New York City!
Any dreams you have about Uprising with be shattered.
Any illusions? Revealed.
I AM the first ever champion in VSW history!
I am the holder of the Velocity title!
Do you know why?
It's because I'm...
The Beautiful!
The Rich!
The Athletic!
The Talented!
The Landon Dalmon!
