Post by Steve Awesome on Apr 19, 2016 4:52:18 GMT
The scene opens up on Nikki Michaels interview set. She looked professional but of course the shirt was low cut. She cleared her throat and brought the microphone up to her lips.
Ladies and gentlemen, my next guess insists he needs no introduction, but then later insisted that he was given an introduction anyway because he enjoyed hearing it. So.....
She reaches down and grabs the card from the table.
Introducing my next guess he is a pro wrestling hall of famer and multi-time world champion, he is the self proclaimed Face of the Franchise and everybody's favorite head of the womens division, and someone with whom I have had a crush on for many years and would totally-”
She glares over off camera and then reluctantly finished reading the card delivering with a deadpan monotone voice.
…..bang inside of an empty boxcar as it speeds along a bridge in the middle of a thunderstorm.....
She looks up at the camera, her face already showing the signs of agitation and the guest hasn't even said anything yet.
...my super sexy guest this evening is Steve Awesome!”
The camera pans over to see Steve Awesome leaned back in his chair. Dressed in tight jeans and an open flashy vest and his trademark aviator sunglasses.
“What's up everybody and NIKKI I didn't know you felt that way about me!
Steve covers his mouth and pretends to be embarrassed, as Nikki just shakes her head.
“I didn't say that, you wrote that card.....”
Steve puts his hand on her shoulder and looks her in her in the eyes with his.
“Don't be shy. I know a guy in the train business, I'm totally down to run a train, on a train. It'll be like “trainception”.
Nikki gags in her mouth a bit and quickly knocks Steve's hand off her shoulder and regains her composure.
“Can we stop with the shenanigans Steve, I'm just trying to do a job here.”
Steve's ears perk up.
“What kind of job?”
Nikki has to find every fiber of her being to not strike Steve down right then in there, and luckily for him she manages to do so. She takes a few deep breathes and calms herself down.
“Can you please just answer my questions before I kill you!”
Steve laughs to himself before nodding his head.
“Ok fine, ask away.
“Okay first question, are you going to stare at my boobs the whole time?”
Steve is blatantly staring directly at her chest and continues to do so even after she's called him out.
“Your not going to win every battle here tonight Nikki.....”
She just sighs, at least he's listening.
“So this week on TNT you were hand picked by Ana Valentine to go one on one against Javen. What are your thoughts on being in a match, against someone with the momentum that Javen has?”
Steve smiles finally pulling his gaze away from her breasts and to Nikki and the camera.
“Well it's no question that Javen has some talent. I mean he went and beat Alex Jones in the middle of the ring on his first day which is really saying something about the new guy. And it's no secret that I haven't really been in a match in awhile, but being the Face of the Franchise is like riding a bike for me. I'll never forget how to be the best ever. And I'm pretty sure that Ana Valentine could see that and that's why Ana chose me to be here hand picked warrior to go out there on TNT and bring that rainbowed haired moron's momentum to a screeching halt.
So you think you can beat Javen?
“Of course I do.....have you seen this guy? He looks like a douche bag. Probably went to Coachella or something stupid like that. This guy isn't tough, he's just flashy, moves around quick, has stupid hair and a stupid name. I've squashed dudes like this before, he's going to be no problem for a legend like me.”
“What makes you think you can do something other people have failed at?
Steve looks at her like she was stupid.
“Because i'm the Face of the Franchise BABY! I'm Ana Valentine's hand picked mercenary. She picked me because she knew I had what it takes to get the job done. This time it's serious you know? This whole date is on the line and she chose me to save her from the misery and embarrassment that could only happen on such a date. Ana chose me because she knows I won't fail where others have, because she knows that I am a real man, and not some chump that she's worked with in the past....besides I have some extra motivation.....
“Like what?”
“Ana said if I win, I get to have a date with you.....
Nikki's face goes pale.
“So I get to slap the hair dye off of Javen AND win a date with you. Two birds one stone...
Steve pulls out his cell phone and starts dialing a number and then puts the phone up to his ear.
......Hello Rick, yeah it's Steve, I need two of those train tickets.......”
Nikki Michaels runs off screen as Steve continues to talk on the phone.
Fade.
Ladies and gentlemen, my next guess insists he needs no introduction, but then later insisted that he was given an introduction anyway because he enjoyed hearing it. So.....
She reaches down and grabs the card from the table.
Introducing my next guess he is a pro wrestling hall of famer and multi-time world champion, he is the self proclaimed Face of the Franchise and everybody's favorite head of the womens division, and someone with whom I have had a crush on for many years and would totally-”
She glares over off camera and then reluctantly finished reading the card delivering with a deadpan monotone voice.
…..bang inside of an empty boxcar as it speeds along a bridge in the middle of a thunderstorm.....
She looks up at the camera, her face already showing the signs of agitation and the guest hasn't even said anything yet.
...my super sexy guest this evening is Steve Awesome!”
The camera pans over to see Steve Awesome leaned back in his chair. Dressed in tight jeans and an open flashy vest and his trademark aviator sunglasses.
“What's up everybody and NIKKI I didn't know you felt that way about me!
Steve covers his mouth and pretends to be embarrassed, as Nikki just shakes her head.
“I didn't say that, you wrote that card.....”
Steve puts his hand on her shoulder and looks her in her in the eyes with his.
“Don't be shy. I know a guy in the train business, I'm totally down to run a train, on a train. It'll be like “trainception”.
Nikki gags in her mouth a bit and quickly knocks Steve's hand off her shoulder and regains her composure.
“Can we stop with the shenanigans Steve, I'm just trying to do a job here.”
Steve's ears perk up.
“What kind of job?”
Nikki has to find every fiber of her being to not strike Steve down right then in there, and luckily for him she manages to do so. She takes a few deep breathes and calms herself down.
“Can you please just answer my questions before I kill you!”
Steve laughs to himself before nodding his head.
“Ok fine, ask away.
“Okay first question, are you going to stare at my boobs the whole time?”
Steve is blatantly staring directly at her chest and continues to do so even after she's called him out.
“Your not going to win every battle here tonight Nikki.....”
She just sighs, at least he's listening.
“So this week on TNT you were hand picked by Ana Valentine to go one on one against Javen. What are your thoughts on being in a match, against someone with the momentum that Javen has?”
Steve smiles finally pulling his gaze away from her breasts and to Nikki and the camera.
“Well it's no question that Javen has some talent. I mean he went and beat Alex Jones in the middle of the ring on his first day which is really saying something about the new guy. And it's no secret that I haven't really been in a match in awhile, but being the Face of the Franchise is like riding a bike for me. I'll never forget how to be the best ever. And I'm pretty sure that Ana Valentine could see that and that's why Ana chose me to be here hand picked warrior to go out there on TNT and bring that rainbowed haired moron's momentum to a screeching halt.
So you think you can beat Javen?
“Of course I do.....have you seen this guy? He looks like a douche bag. Probably went to Coachella or something stupid like that. This guy isn't tough, he's just flashy, moves around quick, has stupid hair and a stupid name. I've squashed dudes like this before, he's going to be no problem for a legend like me.”
“What makes you think you can do something other people have failed at?
Steve looks at her like she was stupid.
“Because i'm the Face of the Franchise BABY! I'm Ana Valentine's hand picked mercenary. She picked me because she knew I had what it takes to get the job done. This time it's serious you know? This whole date is on the line and she chose me to save her from the misery and embarrassment that could only happen on such a date. Ana chose me because she knows I won't fail where others have, because she knows that I am a real man, and not some chump that she's worked with in the past....besides I have some extra motivation.....
“Like what?”
“Ana said if I win, I get to have a date with you.....
Nikki's face goes pale.
“So I get to slap the hair dye off of Javen AND win a date with you. Two birds one stone...
Steve pulls out his cell phone and starts dialing a number and then puts the phone up to his ear.
......Hello Rick, yeah it's Steve, I need two of those train tickets.......”
Nikki Michaels runs off screen as Steve continues to talk on the phone.
Fade.