Post by The B.R.A.T. on Apr 15, 2016 22:25:17 GMT
Landon Dalmon finally has one in the win column. It was a tough match against the brother/sister duo of Mike and Danielle Bradley. In the end his team came out on top. There could be some critics out there that say “Dalmon didn't get the fall”. That is technically true, but that W is there nonetheless.
Jack Dalmon's only son isn't without his bumps and bruises. He had hoped to hit the pool and relax but his body is being stubborn. Even the drinks he's had this morning do little to take the edge off. Mixing them with his favorite pain med cocktail didn't do the trick either.
So now he lays on his bed face down dressed in his swim trunks. He is hoping eventually he will be able to pull himself up so he can enjoy his day. After all, he's a Dalmon, it's his birthright.
As he lay there his sister Lizzy enters his room. She is dressed in a bikini that is probably a size or two too small. But when you have the body of a goddess...no wait! A Dalmon! It's something you want to show off.
Lizzy Dalmon
Get up! I want to get down to the pool and check out the hot guys.
Landon Dalmon
You do know it's a private pool?
Lizzy Dalmon
Of course I do. Do you think I would swim in a public pool? That's disgusting. I had daddy hire some top notch male models to wait on me hand and foot.
Landon Dalmon
Just what I want to see. A bunch of dongs everywhere. Did dear old daddy hire any female models?
Lizzy looks and him and frowns.
Lizzy Dalmon
No.
She then smiles at him.
Lizzy Dalmon
But I'll be there!
Landon Dalmon
It doesn't matter anyway. I don't think I'll be going anyway. I'm sore. I might see if I can find a decent place to get a massage.
Lizzy Dalmon
I can do that for you silly.
She scurries quickly to the bed and climbs on the back of her brother. Lizzy then starts to bounce on his back.
Landon Dalmon
I don't think that is helping.
Lizzy Dalmon
I was just having a little fun.
She then starts to rub her brother's shoulders, massaging them.
Lizzy Dalmon
You're pretty stiff...
Landon Dalmon
Yeah well,...
Lizzy Dalmon
You're muscles are so tense.
Landon Dalmon
That's what I get for having to carry my partner.
Lizzy Dalmon
Isn't she the won who got the win for your team?
Landon Dalmon
Yes. But you have to remember, I've been known to give to charity every so often.
As she continues to massage his shoulders Landon lets out a moan.
Lizzy Dalmon
Feels good doesn't it?
All he can do is shake his head.
Lizzy Dalmon
So about this wrestling thing. Don't some of them have hot chicks who come to the ring with them?
Landon Dalmon
Sure. Though I haven't seen any yet.
Lizzy Dalmon
I was thinking, maybe I could come to the ring with you. I could be your hot chick.
Landon Dalmon
I don't think it's usually their sisters who accompany them.
Lizzy Dalmon
Probably because they never had a sister as sexy as me.
Landon Dalmon
Probably not.
Lizzy Dalmon
I think we should do it.
Landon Dalmon
I don't know if you are cut out for the wrestling business sis.
Lizzy Dalmon
I'll show you...
She stops the massage and wraps her arms around her brother grappling with him. He tries to fight back but finds it difficult as he is facing away from her. Landon finally is able to get on to his back but this is when Lizzy pins him to the bed. He tries to sit up but she pins him to the bed again. As she presses her weight on his their faces our inches apart. They just stare at each other for a moment.
Lizzy Dalmon
No fair! You're poking me!
She hops off the bed and starts to head for the door.
Lizzy Dalmon
I told you I could wrestle.
She flashes him a smile and bounces away leaving Landon laying there alone.
No more five way matches.
No more tag matches with D-List divas.
I finally get to go one on one.
My opponent? Johnny Gillmen...
I thought the jokes were over.
When I look at Johnny Gillmen I see what I see when I look at everyone. Someone who isn't fortunate enough to be a Dalmon. He wasn't blessed with great looks, a phenomenal physique, or more money than he knows what to do with. He is just an average guy.
I don't do average.
Average doesn't cut it when you're a Dalmon.
Obviously a guy like Gillmen could never hope to understand what it's like to be me. Look at him? He looks like he crawled in off a beach somewhere. I've seen homeless people with more respect for themselves than he has. When I found out this match was made I almost had the match canceled. That's a power I have you know.
You get anything you want when your last name is Dalmon.
I thought better of it. I am a charitable man. I realized that a one on one match with yours truly could be the highlight of his life. It could be his one shining moment, when he got to get his ass handed to him by American royalty.
My grandfather told me that people used to line up at the opportunity to lick his boots. They did this just to say they were in the presence of greatness. Gillmen really should be thanking me. He gets his opportunity at greatness.
I hope he isn't too blind to see that.
Oh wait...
Gillmen likes to remind you of his hardships every second on the day. He does this to show everyone how much he has overcome. That's what he wants you to think. I know he does it for sympathy.
Look at poor Johnny Gillmen.
You really aren't worth my time. My generosity. You will only squander any “rub” you get from being in the ring with me. When you lose you'll probably go back to surfing those Texas beaches because you can't afford to go anywhere worthwhile. You'll probably gorge yourself on personal pan pizzas and Pepsi, masking your failure.
When people ask you if you're ok?
You'll probably give them some stupid look and nod your head.
People will wonder if you aren't a full blown retard.
The real reason this match exist is for me to take a step toward the VWS Velocity championship. I know they want to give it to me. I always get free stuff just for being me. They just don't want to hurt your feeling Johnny. They and the fans who root for you feel the same.
They feel sorry for you.
If I could be bothered to care, I would feel sorry for you.
It doesn't matter that you lasted longer than me in the five way match. It doesn't matter that you beat Duke Andrews last week. All that matters is this week when it's you and me in the ring one one one.
We both know you can't cut the Grey Poupon.
I know people look at me and see an arrogant ass who has only been this for a month. Their eyes don't deceive them. I'm all of that. I'm also the best this roster has to offer. That's why I am rewarded with gifts like the Velocity championship. Facing you and then Avery Miles III are nothing but technicalities.
You will get all you deserve Gillmen.
I will get all I deserve.
Do you know why?
It's because I'm...
The Beautiful!
The Rich!
The Athletic!
The Talented!
The Landon Dalmon!
There is a lot at stake in his match with Johnny Gillmen, Landon knows this. But anything he has ever tried has always come naturally. Why should wrestling be any different? When he looks at himself in the mirror he knows he is perfection. The VWS is his for the taking. Literally. He could buy the place if he was inclined to do so.
His team of experts try to tell him he needs to spend time in the ring honing his craft. That's the way you are supposed to do it. Look at the VWS roster. It's filled with poster boys for hard work. That isn't and never will be Landon Dalmon. It doesn't have to be.
He would much rather spend his days relaxing, drinking, show multiple ladies a good time. Those are the things he values. Some would say that means he isn't taking the wrestling business seriously. Those people are wrong. All he is doing is using what he knows to be the best he can be? How is that any different?
He is getting increasingly frustrated with the snubbing the big bouncer Lamont is giving him. That isn't something he is used to. He tried to give the man a better life for him and his family, and the ungrateful bastard basically spat in his face.
If he doesn't want to be part of something special...
Landon Dalmon
I love Las Vegas! The rich get richer!
What is the point of coming to Vegas if you aren't going to do a little gambling. Though Landon is finding the high roller room a bit of false advertising. But when you are a Dalmon you're always a step above.
His game is poker and he is doing quite well. What did you expect?
A Rotund Rich Man
This is some bullshit. This kid is cheating...doesn't anyone else see it?
He isn't cheating. He doesn't have to. Even if he were...who would question the integrity of a Dalmon?
Landon Dalmon
I can't help it if the heart of the cards isn't on your side pops.
This makes the older gentleman visibly flustered. This is when Landon makes his move. You see there is a young thing accompanying the man that Landon wants to get a piece of.
Landon Dalmon
I will tell you what. I'm a fair man. Why don't we go heads up? One hand...for a million dollars!
A Rotund Rich Man
I don't have that on me. You've practically cleaned me out.
Landon Dalmon
That's fine. How about I put up the million, and you put up an anything goes night with your wife?
A Rotund Rich Man
This is my daughter!
Landon Dalmon
Even better...
This makes the man/whale hybrid want to punch Landon in the face. He thinks better of it and turns to his daughter who is shaking her head no.
A Rotund Rich Man
C'mon honey...I know I can beat him. When I do, I'll get you that car you wanted.
She grudgingly agrees. The dealer deals the cards and well I could bore you with the details, but we all know what happens next.
Royal Flush!
Landon Dalmon
Sorry pops. You should have known better.
Landon gathers up his winnings and then takes his prize by the arm.
Landon Dalmon
If you're a good girl, I'll get you the car your no good daddy can't afford.
This brings a smile to her face.
Landon Dalmon
We just have to see if you handle a stick shift.
Jack Dalmon's only son isn't without his bumps and bruises. He had hoped to hit the pool and relax but his body is being stubborn. Even the drinks he's had this morning do little to take the edge off. Mixing them with his favorite pain med cocktail didn't do the trick either.
So now he lays on his bed face down dressed in his swim trunks. He is hoping eventually he will be able to pull himself up so he can enjoy his day. After all, he's a Dalmon, it's his birthright.
As he lay there his sister Lizzy enters his room. She is dressed in a bikini that is probably a size or two too small. But when you have the body of a goddess...no wait! A Dalmon! It's something you want to show off.
Lizzy Dalmon
Get up! I want to get down to the pool and check out the hot guys.
Landon Dalmon
You do know it's a private pool?
Lizzy Dalmon
Of course I do. Do you think I would swim in a public pool? That's disgusting. I had daddy hire some top notch male models to wait on me hand and foot.
Landon Dalmon
Just what I want to see. A bunch of dongs everywhere. Did dear old daddy hire any female models?
Lizzy looks and him and frowns.
Lizzy Dalmon
No.
She then smiles at him.
Lizzy Dalmon
But I'll be there!
Landon Dalmon
It doesn't matter anyway. I don't think I'll be going anyway. I'm sore. I might see if I can find a decent place to get a massage.
Lizzy Dalmon
I can do that for you silly.
She scurries quickly to the bed and climbs on the back of her brother. Lizzy then starts to bounce on his back.
Landon Dalmon
I don't think that is helping.
Lizzy Dalmon
I was just having a little fun.
She then starts to rub her brother's shoulders, massaging them.
Lizzy Dalmon
You're pretty stiff...
Landon Dalmon
Yeah well,...
Lizzy Dalmon
You're muscles are so tense.
Landon Dalmon
That's what I get for having to carry my partner.
Lizzy Dalmon
Isn't she the won who got the win for your team?
Landon Dalmon
Yes. But you have to remember, I've been known to give to charity every so often.
As she continues to massage his shoulders Landon lets out a moan.
Lizzy Dalmon
Feels good doesn't it?
All he can do is shake his head.
Lizzy Dalmon
So about this wrestling thing. Don't some of them have hot chicks who come to the ring with them?
Landon Dalmon
Sure. Though I haven't seen any yet.
Lizzy Dalmon
I was thinking, maybe I could come to the ring with you. I could be your hot chick.
Landon Dalmon
I don't think it's usually their sisters who accompany them.
Lizzy Dalmon
Probably because they never had a sister as sexy as me.
Landon Dalmon
Probably not.
Lizzy Dalmon
I think we should do it.
Landon Dalmon
I don't know if you are cut out for the wrestling business sis.
Lizzy Dalmon
I'll show you...
She stops the massage and wraps her arms around her brother grappling with him. He tries to fight back but finds it difficult as he is facing away from her. Landon finally is able to get on to his back but this is when Lizzy pins him to the bed. He tries to sit up but she pins him to the bed again. As she presses her weight on his their faces our inches apart. They just stare at each other for a moment.
Lizzy Dalmon
No fair! You're poking me!
She hops off the bed and starts to head for the door.
Lizzy Dalmon
I told you I could wrestle.
She flashes him a smile and bounces away leaving Landon laying there alone.
No more five way matches.
No more tag matches with D-List divas.
I finally get to go one on one.
My opponent? Johnny Gillmen...
I thought the jokes were over.
When I look at Johnny Gillmen I see what I see when I look at everyone. Someone who isn't fortunate enough to be a Dalmon. He wasn't blessed with great looks, a phenomenal physique, or more money than he knows what to do with. He is just an average guy.
I don't do average.
Average doesn't cut it when you're a Dalmon.
Obviously a guy like Gillmen could never hope to understand what it's like to be me. Look at him? He looks like he crawled in off a beach somewhere. I've seen homeless people with more respect for themselves than he has. When I found out this match was made I almost had the match canceled. That's a power I have you know.
You get anything you want when your last name is Dalmon.
I thought better of it. I am a charitable man. I realized that a one on one match with yours truly could be the highlight of his life. It could be his one shining moment, when he got to get his ass handed to him by American royalty.
My grandfather told me that people used to line up at the opportunity to lick his boots. They did this just to say they were in the presence of greatness. Gillmen really should be thanking me. He gets his opportunity at greatness.
I hope he isn't too blind to see that.
Oh wait...
Gillmen likes to remind you of his hardships every second on the day. He does this to show everyone how much he has overcome. That's what he wants you to think. I know he does it for sympathy.
Look at poor Johnny Gillmen.
You really aren't worth my time. My generosity. You will only squander any “rub” you get from being in the ring with me. When you lose you'll probably go back to surfing those Texas beaches because you can't afford to go anywhere worthwhile. You'll probably gorge yourself on personal pan pizzas and Pepsi, masking your failure.
When people ask you if you're ok?
You'll probably give them some stupid look and nod your head.
People will wonder if you aren't a full blown retard.
The real reason this match exist is for me to take a step toward the VWS Velocity championship. I know they want to give it to me. I always get free stuff just for being me. They just don't want to hurt your feeling Johnny. They and the fans who root for you feel the same.
They feel sorry for you.
If I could be bothered to care, I would feel sorry for you.
It doesn't matter that you lasted longer than me in the five way match. It doesn't matter that you beat Duke Andrews last week. All that matters is this week when it's you and me in the ring one one one.
We both know you can't cut the Grey Poupon.
I know people look at me and see an arrogant ass who has only been this for a month. Their eyes don't deceive them. I'm all of that. I'm also the best this roster has to offer. That's why I am rewarded with gifts like the Velocity championship. Facing you and then Avery Miles III are nothing but technicalities.
You will get all you deserve Gillmen.
I will get all I deserve.
Do you know why?
It's because I'm...
The Beautiful!
The Rich!
The Athletic!
The Talented!
The Landon Dalmon!
There is a lot at stake in his match with Johnny Gillmen, Landon knows this. But anything he has ever tried has always come naturally. Why should wrestling be any different? When he looks at himself in the mirror he knows he is perfection. The VWS is his for the taking. Literally. He could buy the place if he was inclined to do so.
His team of experts try to tell him he needs to spend time in the ring honing his craft. That's the way you are supposed to do it. Look at the VWS roster. It's filled with poster boys for hard work. That isn't and never will be Landon Dalmon. It doesn't have to be.
He would much rather spend his days relaxing, drinking, show multiple ladies a good time. Those are the things he values. Some would say that means he isn't taking the wrestling business seriously. Those people are wrong. All he is doing is using what he knows to be the best he can be? How is that any different?
He is getting increasingly frustrated with the snubbing the big bouncer Lamont is giving him. That isn't something he is used to. He tried to give the man a better life for him and his family, and the ungrateful bastard basically spat in his face.
If he doesn't want to be part of something special...
Landon Dalmon
I love Las Vegas! The rich get richer!
What is the point of coming to Vegas if you aren't going to do a little gambling. Though Landon is finding the high roller room a bit of false advertising. But when you are a Dalmon you're always a step above.
His game is poker and he is doing quite well. What did you expect?
A Rotund Rich Man
This is some bullshit. This kid is cheating...doesn't anyone else see it?
He isn't cheating. He doesn't have to. Even if he were...who would question the integrity of a Dalmon?
Landon Dalmon
I can't help it if the heart of the cards isn't on your side pops.
This makes the older gentleman visibly flustered. This is when Landon makes his move. You see there is a young thing accompanying the man that Landon wants to get a piece of.
Landon Dalmon
I will tell you what. I'm a fair man. Why don't we go heads up? One hand...for a million dollars!
A Rotund Rich Man
I don't have that on me. You've practically cleaned me out.
Landon Dalmon
That's fine. How about I put up the million, and you put up an anything goes night with your wife?
A Rotund Rich Man
This is my daughter!
Landon Dalmon
Even better...
This makes the man/whale hybrid want to punch Landon in the face. He thinks better of it and turns to his daughter who is shaking her head no.
A Rotund Rich Man
C'mon honey...I know I can beat him. When I do, I'll get you that car you wanted.
She grudgingly agrees. The dealer deals the cards and well I could bore you with the details, but we all know what happens next.
Royal Flush!
Landon Dalmon
Sorry pops. You should have known better.
Landon gathers up his winnings and then takes his prize by the arm.
Landon Dalmon
If you're a good girl, I'll get you the car your no good daddy can't afford.
This brings a smile to her face.
Landon Dalmon
We just have to see if you handle a stick shift.
