Post by The B.R.A.T. on Apr 7, 2016 23:34:49 GMT
Did everyone enjoy my debut in Valentine Wrestling Syndicate? I know that you did! It was something to behold. What a highlight when I pinned the shoulders of Duke Andrews to the mat! We all know it was the only silver spoon he was ever going to feel.
Elimination rules are stupid! I won that match. Everyone knows it. Then not only do I not get the win I have that behemoth Ellis dare put his hands on me! That isn't going to stand. He ruined my debut.
This week I get another put into a tag team match. Tag teaming is something I was quite familiar with in my younger years. My and my pals spent many a night partaking in such activities. Though it wasn't really like tagging in and out, more like high fives!
My partner this week is a woman. Crystal Millar. It looks like she had the same luck I had last week. I know she can be better than that. She is a featured attraction on the silver screen. We are both used to better than the way we were treated at March Madness.
If I have to be saddled with one of the ladies on the roster I'm glad I was paired with the one who most knows what it's like to be me.
The Beautiful
The Rich
The Athletic
The Talented
I am The B.R.A.T. Landon Dalmon!
We see a limousine pulling up to an average California house is an average California neighborhood. It's like one of those one you see on TV and in moves. Not those rich neighborhoods, but you know, not the poorest either. I think you get what I mean. Landon Dalmon steps out of course and makes his way up the drive way.
Lamont
What the hell are you doing here?
The large former bouncer rushes from the house to meet him. Landon looks around surprised to see the neighborhood is not as “ghetto” as he expected it would be.
Lamont
Answer little man...there is no one stopping me from stomping a hole in your ass.
Landon Dalmon
Ah! That's the fire I was looking for big man.
The large mass of man takes a step toward him, but Landon doesn't back down.
Landon Dalmon
Woah! I'm here to discuss a business matter. I think you should hear me out.
Lamont nods as to say make it quick, I'm listening.
Landon Dalmon
I feel like it might be just a little bit my fault that you lost your job. So I'm hear to offer you a new one. I'm in need of someone to make sure I'm safe when I'm dealing with the VWS riff raff.
Lamont
You want me to be your bodyguard?
Landon Dalmon
That's absurd. I can take of myself. I just know from being a member of the great Dalmon family people are out to get me.
Lamont
Whatever you want to call it...I'm not interested.
Landon Dalmon
I would pay you very well.
Lamont
I said I wasn't interested.
Time is up and Lamont takes another step toward Landon Dalmon.
Landon Dalmon
Just think about it. I mean it could help out with the expenses for you mom and your twelve sisters and brothers.
As he moves quickly to the awaiting limousine he drops a business card on the ground. Once inside the vehicle speeds away. Lamont picks up the card and looks at it.
Lamont
I'm an only child. Crazy, rich asshole.
I have to be honest. This won't be the first time I've put my hands on a women. Sometimes the best way to show one of my lady friends I care is with a hard slap across the cheek. There is just something so satisfying about seeing it get all rosy in color.
I know what you are thinking. What a monster! How could he hit a woman! Well I never said I hit them in the face, even when they deserve it. See as Landon Dalmon I have a certain image to uphold. Do you know what it would do to me if I was seen with a girl who was less than a ten? I would never live that down.
Inside of the ring is a different story. It's expected of me to hurt Danielle Bradley. What makes it even better is that I get to do it in front of her own brother. The best part is, if he tries to do anything about it, he will get his own taste of my right hand.
Mike as I was going down your list of nicknames, which it far too long. I didn't see one. The Best! That is because it's waiting for me to claim it. It's there whenever I want it. I'm a vault full of untapped potential. What are the two of you?
The Bradleys?
I'm not sure if that names is supposed to mean something.
As I have just finished my third week in this business I have to admit I didn't waste any time learning the history. I'm only concerned about the future. You know why?
Because I'm a Dalmon damn it!
There is only one result that can come of our match. The one where I look fabulous. I only lost last week because I didn't want to win. This week it's all I want. To embarrass the two of you. I can do it all on my own. If Crystal Millar wants to grab on and go for the ride she is more than welcome to.
I will even get her a win this week.
It isn't home but a penthouse suite at a Las Vegas casino is a pretty nice getaway. When you are a Dalmon you are treated to the finest things in life. But it can be lonely in a city all by yourself. It's a good thing there is no shortage of lovely young ladies to keep Landon Dalmon occupied.
Landon walks into one the suites many bedrooms and see a young blonde woman still asleep under the covers. He smiles to himself and then jumps on top of him waking her up in the process.
Woman
Ugh! It's too early...
Landon Dalmon
I need to spend some time wrestling with a woman.
Woman
Can't you get one of your tricks to do that? Those girls will do anything for money.
Landon Dalmon
You mean your not one of those girls who would do anything for money?
Woman
You wish brother...
This doesn't stop him and he begins to pull the blankets off of her.
Woman
Stop! I'm not wearing anything under here.
He finally gives up.
Landon Dalmon
You're no fun Lizzy.
Lizzy Dalmon
We both know that isn't true. Now why don't you get out of here so I can get out of bed.
Landon Dalmon
It isn't anything I haven't seen before.
She sits up still wrapped in the blankets and gives her brother a kiss on the cheek.
Lizzy Dalmon
It looks like you could use a little alone time yourself.
Mike and Danielle Bradley, you aren't the first two who had said I had a face you would love to punch. That is a pretty standard reaction I get from people who are jealous of me. Which is pretty much everyone. How can they not be. I have everything! It is easy to see that and have a pity party for yourself.
While you are busy working out and preparing, I'm just having fun. I don't need to hone my skills. I'm already the pinnacle of what a wrestler should be. Why do you think the VWS signed someone with no experience? It's because they know what I know. I can make them money! Everything I touch is gold, because I'm golden.
That is why you are throwing a pity party for yourselves. How can someone as inexperienced as The Landon Dalmon be in the same ring with us. It isn't fair! We worked so hard! It just goes to prove that all that hard work meant nothing. All of your accomplishments? Unremarkable. Whatever you have done before doesn't mean anything to me, because you don't mean anything to me.
Do you know why?
It's because I'm Landon Dalmon.
If you didn't know...
Who am I kidding. You knew.
I'm the guy Mike wishes he could be.
Hell I'm probably the guy Danielle wishes she could be.
At Tenacity the two of you are going to try to make your mark here in the VWS. I just hope the high definition cameras don't pick up the marks in the front of your pants.
Elimination rules are stupid! I won that match. Everyone knows it. Then not only do I not get the win I have that behemoth Ellis dare put his hands on me! That isn't going to stand. He ruined my debut.
This week I get another put into a tag team match. Tag teaming is something I was quite familiar with in my younger years. My and my pals spent many a night partaking in such activities. Though it wasn't really like tagging in and out, more like high fives!
My partner this week is a woman. Crystal Millar. It looks like she had the same luck I had last week. I know she can be better than that. She is a featured attraction on the silver screen. We are both used to better than the way we were treated at March Madness.
If I have to be saddled with one of the ladies on the roster I'm glad I was paired with the one who most knows what it's like to be me.
The Beautiful
The Rich
The Athletic
The Talented
I am The B.R.A.T. Landon Dalmon!
We see a limousine pulling up to an average California house is an average California neighborhood. It's like one of those one you see on TV and in moves. Not those rich neighborhoods, but you know, not the poorest either. I think you get what I mean. Landon Dalmon steps out of course and makes his way up the drive way.
Lamont
What the hell are you doing here?
The large former bouncer rushes from the house to meet him. Landon looks around surprised to see the neighborhood is not as “ghetto” as he expected it would be.
Lamont
Answer little man...there is no one stopping me from stomping a hole in your ass.
Landon Dalmon
Ah! That's the fire I was looking for big man.
The large mass of man takes a step toward him, but Landon doesn't back down.
Landon Dalmon
Woah! I'm here to discuss a business matter. I think you should hear me out.
Lamont nods as to say make it quick, I'm listening.
Landon Dalmon
I feel like it might be just a little bit my fault that you lost your job. So I'm hear to offer you a new one. I'm in need of someone to make sure I'm safe when I'm dealing with the VWS riff raff.
Lamont
You want me to be your bodyguard?
Landon Dalmon
That's absurd. I can take of myself. I just know from being a member of the great Dalmon family people are out to get me.
Lamont
Whatever you want to call it...I'm not interested.
Landon Dalmon
I would pay you very well.
Lamont
I said I wasn't interested.
Time is up and Lamont takes another step toward Landon Dalmon.
Landon Dalmon
Just think about it. I mean it could help out with the expenses for you mom and your twelve sisters and brothers.
As he moves quickly to the awaiting limousine he drops a business card on the ground. Once inside the vehicle speeds away. Lamont picks up the card and looks at it.
Lamont
I'm an only child. Crazy, rich asshole.
I have to be honest. This won't be the first time I've put my hands on a women. Sometimes the best way to show one of my lady friends I care is with a hard slap across the cheek. There is just something so satisfying about seeing it get all rosy in color.
I know what you are thinking. What a monster! How could he hit a woman! Well I never said I hit them in the face, even when they deserve it. See as Landon Dalmon I have a certain image to uphold. Do you know what it would do to me if I was seen with a girl who was less than a ten? I would never live that down.
Inside of the ring is a different story. It's expected of me to hurt Danielle Bradley. What makes it even better is that I get to do it in front of her own brother. The best part is, if he tries to do anything about it, he will get his own taste of my right hand.
Mike as I was going down your list of nicknames, which it far too long. I didn't see one. The Best! That is because it's waiting for me to claim it. It's there whenever I want it. I'm a vault full of untapped potential. What are the two of you?
The Bradleys?
I'm not sure if that names is supposed to mean something.
As I have just finished my third week in this business I have to admit I didn't waste any time learning the history. I'm only concerned about the future. You know why?
Because I'm a Dalmon damn it!
There is only one result that can come of our match. The one where I look fabulous. I only lost last week because I didn't want to win. This week it's all I want. To embarrass the two of you. I can do it all on my own. If Crystal Millar wants to grab on and go for the ride she is more than welcome to.
I will even get her a win this week.
It isn't home but a penthouse suite at a Las Vegas casino is a pretty nice getaway. When you are a Dalmon you are treated to the finest things in life. But it can be lonely in a city all by yourself. It's a good thing there is no shortage of lovely young ladies to keep Landon Dalmon occupied.
Landon walks into one the suites many bedrooms and see a young blonde woman still asleep under the covers. He smiles to himself and then jumps on top of him waking her up in the process.
Woman
Ugh! It's too early...
Landon Dalmon
I need to spend some time wrestling with a woman.
Woman
Can't you get one of your tricks to do that? Those girls will do anything for money.
Landon Dalmon
You mean your not one of those girls who would do anything for money?
Woman
You wish brother...
This doesn't stop him and he begins to pull the blankets off of her.
Woman
Stop! I'm not wearing anything under here.
He finally gives up.
Landon Dalmon
You're no fun Lizzy.
Lizzy Dalmon
We both know that isn't true. Now why don't you get out of here so I can get out of bed.
Landon Dalmon
It isn't anything I haven't seen before.
She sits up still wrapped in the blankets and gives her brother a kiss on the cheek.
Lizzy Dalmon
It looks like you could use a little alone time yourself.
Mike and Danielle Bradley, you aren't the first two who had said I had a face you would love to punch. That is a pretty standard reaction I get from people who are jealous of me. Which is pretty much everyone. How can they not be. I have everything! It is easy to see that and have a pity party for yourself.
While you are busy working out and preparing, I'm just having fun. I don't need to hone my skills. I'm already the pinnacle of what a wrestler should be. Why do you think the VWS signed someone with no experience? It's because they know what I know. I can make them money! Everything I touch is gold, because I'm golden.
That is why you are throwing a pity party for yourselves. How can someone as inexperienced as The Landon Dalmon be in the same ring with us. It isn't fair! We worked so hard! It just goes to prove that all that hard work meant nothing. All of your accomplishments? Unremarkable. Whatever you have done before doesn't mean anything to me, because you don't mean anything to me.
Do you know why?
It's because I'm Landon Dalmon.
If you didn't know...
Who am I kidding. You knew.
I'm the guy Mike wishes he could be.
Hell I'm probably the guy Danielle wishes she could be.
At Tenacity the two of you are going to try to make your mark here in the VWS. I just hope the high definition cameras don't pick up the marks in the front of your pants.
