Post by Mike & Danielle on Apr 7, 2016 15:15:23 GMT
Mike and Danielle Bradley are working out at Danielle's gym in Burlington, Mass. They've been sparring with Danielle's students all day. Some have been a challenge, some have been easy, but it's been worthwhile. Mike takes a swig of his Gatorade.
"Whew... this feels good. I can't believe how much I've missed regular competition. I don't think I've been this excited for a meaningless match."
"Mike, I think that goes against what we stand for. No match is meaningless. Every match we wrestle, we make a statement. Especially against our competition this week."
"Oh yeah? I haven't looked at the card. Who is it?"
Danielle hands Mike her phone with the VWS roster page on it.
"Two of the most punchable faces you've ever seen - Crystal Millar and Landen Dalmon."
Mike goes over their bios. He can only laugh.
"Landen's been wrestling for two weeks?! He's got moves called the Trust Fund Plunge and the Silver Sppon? God, I want to throw up in my mouth right now. We've fought some entitled, stuck-up pricks before, but this is on a whole other level!"
"Yeah, and Crystal isn't any better. Same kind of thing - entitled, supermodel looks, no experience, shit like that. Do you realize how frustrated I get when I wrestle women who are just in the business because of their looks? Frail as all hell. I just want to turn both their arms into spaghetti with my cross armbreaker."
"I'll do you one better - I'll choke them both out with the Boston Strangler so they won't be talking shit anytime soon!"
Then Mike and Danielle turn to face the camera.
"Landen, Crystal, listen up - we are two of the most accomplished, most dynamic. loudest athletes to grace the world of professional wrestling! You've got me, The Next Level, three-time all state football, indoor track and outdoor track athlete in high school! Breakdancing competition wins on six continents and millions in prize money won! Two-time GZWA Television Champion, the longest-reigning such champion in company history!"
"And me? First woman to captain the Brookline High School wrestling team. Two-time Division II All-American at Bentley University. Trainer of multiple championship boxers, wrestlers and MMA fighters. We've got the experience, we've got the accolades, we've got the skills. What have you two got? A trust fund. Whoop-de-shit! That doesn't get you anywhere in wrestling! And it certainly doesn't get you anywhere against The Bradleys! We've come to VWS to cause chaos, kick ass and win championships! So fasten your seatbelts, kiddos, because you're in for one turbulent ride!"
"And when we drop you off at your final destination, we're gonna pick up the rest of VWS, put 'em on the Bradley Bus, speed through the potholes and make you all GET ON OUR LEVEL!!"
And if you don't know... now you know!
They stare down the camera as they return to their training.